Comic 169 - Character Sketch: Chuck Norris

8th Jul 2020, 9:26 AM in Miscellaneous
Character Sketch: Chuck Norris
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ccznen 8th Jul 2020, 9:26 AM edit delete
ccznen
I thought it might be fun to occasionally upload a bonus comic featuring a character or scene that didn't really fit into the comic's ongoing stories. I don't expect this to become a super regular thing; I'll just upload these as the mood strikes.

Today, we are graced with the presence of Chuck Norris, the most legendary man of our age. Legend has it, Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra. After five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
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Zack-ta 9th Jul 2020, 8:39 AM edit delete reply
Zack-ta
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
eekee 24th Aug 2020, 4:20 AM edit delete reply
eekee
I'm sorry, but I'm British. We have Peter Cushing. He:
* killed Dracula with a pair of candlestick holders
* fought the Daleks and won
* visited the Earth's core
* outsmarted Professor Moriarty, and obliterated the entire planet of Alderan with just one shot

So, what has this "Chuck Norris" guy done, again?
ccznen 24th Aug 2020, 6:57 AM edit delete reply
ccznen
- Chuck Norris blew up Alderaan without a Death Star.

- Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.

- Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

- Chuck Norris found the last digit of pi.
eekee 24th Aug 2020, 8:19 AM edit delete reply
eekee
Pics or it didn't happen! ;)
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